As much as I want to quit TC i can’t, made way too many good friends on there!

"I was wondering why everywhere I would go in my life it would smell so bad, at first I thought it was me……Then I realized most of the people in my life ARE DOUCHEBAGS"

"You thought…..that you loved her….she thought she loved you….we all thought you would be together……tell I stole her from you."

"If a good time consists of drinking, smoking, and having sex then the whole world should be happy…… wonder why its not."

"People who complain about not finding the right girl or guy, How about you stop seeing with your eyes and start feeling with you Heart"

"Oh how I love tumblr! A place where underage girls can flash their tits and everyday boys can beat their dicks"

"Y’all seriously aren’t even worth it anymore, so Congratulations you have been promoted to the Major Leagues of Stupidity, you’ll be playing on a Team Called Ignorance"